ARHHG... how NOT to start your morning.
Submitted by David on Thu, 2008-05-01 10:00. (from David's blog)
Woke up at 4:30 this morning.
Son number 2, was crying.
Son number 1 had crawled into bed at some time around 3:30am and is giving me karate kicks to the ribcage.
By 5:30 decided to heat milk for bottle.
Fill glass with formula.
Put glass in microwave. That has idiotically designed "cooking rack" inside.
Watch glass tip on idiotically designed cooking rack and spill milk:
throughout microwave,
all over espresso machine,
over counter,
onto clean dishes,
into cupboards,
onto floor, and finally
soaked up by floor mat.
Swear!
Cause more crying.
Clean-up.
Take shower.
Make coffee.
Notice interesting smell of warm milk rising from espresso machine.
Wife wakes up (gets up - she HAD TO BE AWAKE already) and says "You are making too much noise stomping around the house."
grumble. grumble...
"I'm moving to Australia. It's been a terrible, horrible no good, very bad day." I say.
No one even answered.
Then...
"I love you, Daddy," says son number 1.
Yeah. I suppose I will live.
Son #1:
Photo Friday
Son #2:
Kids Can't Walk at 7 Months... Can They?
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