Is there no bottom to the cavernous pit of shame that this man is willing to subject himself to?
Sugarblade - you made my day (not to mention making me feel more than a wee bit better about myself at the same time).
Mental note to self - when having a tough day - always remeber 'The Hassle' and feel better instantly.
If only I knew how to say it in German. whoa, those crazy Germans. Have they no shame. If they stopped buying his incredibly awful music maybe he would just go away. NOT! I can't believe he still has to use Baywatch and that stupid Kit car in his videos. what cheese.
Give Me Something Real!
On the "America's Got Talent" TV show, Hasselhoff is one of the judges. One contestant was a "dancer", who found a real working version of the recognizable car and worked it into her on-stage routine. Prime time television, and here is this stripper taking off her clothes while prancing around an '82 Firebird, all to music sampled with provative comments from Kit. She got down to a g-string and some well place hands. Talk about cheese.
Don't blame the Germans. There are plenty of people on this side of the ocean trying to put Hasselhoff back in the spotlight. He was going to sing on the next show- but I didn't catch that episode, so I don't know if he did. Like most of these types of shows these days, he probably has a new album coming out and uses this to promote it.
When is his clothing line coming out?
Christmas is coming - I want to stock up on wife beaters and Mr. high pants jeans!
He obviously has a serious Fonzie complex. I'm surprised he didn't smack a jukebox to start the music.
what the hell is a "wife beater"? reminds me of a show that was on about five years ago called "Dick Dietrich". was a fake talk show and he had some 'battered wives' on. literally. batter.
I have a hard time believing that you're claiming ignorance on the wife beater front.
Here:
wife beater (noun) 1. tank-style underwear shirts. Origin: based on the stereotype that physically abusive husbands wear that particular style of undershirt.
Or (if you would prefer your edubacation set to music):
http://www.wife-beaters.com/shirts.html
enjoy!
that is f**king awful! are there t-shirts for shaking babies too?
You are hilarious....and (sadly) for as much as I'm sure that there likely IS a shaking babies t-shirt, one thing I know for sure....YOU are FAR from innocent!!
I believe T-shirthell.com probably has one of those "shaken baby" t-shirts. Call me a freak, but I laugh at the most un-PC stuff these days. I'm glad I could provide some entertainment for the day though. My favorite part of the video is when the girls sing back to the 'Hoff that they think he is gay. How can you make fun of a man who does it better himself in his own videos?
I'll try this again
www.myspace.com/unsocial_intelligence
Check out this video
i thought this was funny - too much to read 4 me - but funny on it's face David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist
peac4d. amos
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One of the my best quote from The Hoff is "I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie". Why is that? Well, read the BBC story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/3465301.stm
Love it!
I knew it couldn't be Reagan it was Hasselhoff! It makes so much more sense now. My world is at peace.
... but he is still the anti-christ, right?
I guess only that [German] pope must know for sure
I'm very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.
This is the Hasselhoffian Recursion:
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php
I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.
You are an EVIL woman.
....shudder...
Fine, fine, I'll pay for the therapy... *digs through purse*
Ow, my eyes! Oh god, my eyes! ...well that's it. My world is forever changed.
How does the man sleep at night knowing what's out there with his face (or in this case crotch) on it? I know I won't be after seeing that.
First saw that recursion thing as someone's avatar on a forum a little while back. There are times when you wish you could un-watch something - that was one, LOL.
August 11, 2006, 11:00 am
Artist, Vancouver
Joined: 2006-01-30
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