Danny Gatton, Mark Knopfler, Brian Setzer, Stray Cats, Dire Straits, Link Wray, The Hellecasters, Don Rich, ACDC, Van Halen, Tom Waits, Albert Lee, Brent Mason, Frank Zappa, The Specials, Junior Brown, Roy Buchanan, Thelonious Monk, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Duane Eddy, The Ventures, Chopin, Madness
Anyone who-Doesn't ask for 'Brown Eyed F*cking Girl',-Doesn't step on my pedals or try to steal my sh*t,- Doesn't carry a disease that I'll have to explain later,- Buys the CD and actually listens to it. (Who am I kidding, just buy the damn thing.)
The last hotel we trashed
Don't trash your room, dickhead! Guys that LIVE on the road are the ones who pay for your idiotic behavior. Anyway, you can't trash rooms in Ontario, they're already inhumane. Go to a party & trash someone's house who asked you to play 'Brown Eyed Girl.'
Sex, drugs and ....
Jesus H. Tap Dancin' Christ, anything but 'Takin' Care of Business'-That's gotta stop, Girls with 80's hair & pumps, Clay Aikin, Clubbing a club owner to death when he hands you a tab & then staying to drink all of the booze in his club, Northern Alberta in the late 80's when the rippers were still cleaner than the local girls, A party in Northern Alberta where someone doesn't pull out a Trooper album, A sound man who doesn't bitch when your Marshall & Twin are on both on 9, 7 days in Trail BC, 7 days in St. Paul Alberta, 31 days in Yellowknife without a coat & a dog named Spronker because the bass player was stoned when he named him that, Homemade pie